Sean's Bogus Theories

Welcome to Sean's Bogus Theories!! This is the first part of a mini series that would surely make u think! or cry out SEAN IS LAME! either way.. its good for laughs =)

Have u ever wondered why time always flies so fast when ure enjoying ureself? and why time slows down considerably when ure doing things that u dunt like??

i came out with a HYPOTHESIS that implies that when ure bored or doing things that u dunt like.. u tend to be more observant of the time that passes by.. therefore u always chk ure watch or clock every so often which always brings u to a conclusion that time slows down.. but on the other hand .. when ure doing something that is very interesting or fun.. time does not seem to exist and more often than not.. by the time u look at the clock or watch next.. its already way past what u have felt it was supposed to be!

In conclusion
1. Look less at the time and ure time will speed up!! (not tested.. ps.. dunt do this in exam)
2. The law of the world strives to keep a balance of all things.. example.. monday - thursday always goes by so slowly but fri - sun always flies by so fast... therefore u see time balances itself out! it actually slows down in the weekdays and accelerates in the weekends therefore keeping a pristine balance of time!! Cheers to God heh.

Battlefield 2007

Have u heard of the game battlefield?? its a game where the axis and allies go to war and fite fite fite capturing keypoints and attaining points to win the game.. !

this time the battlefield takes on a new terrain... tat of my body... my antibodies = allies and the infection = axis... same thing.. except tat in both cases who ever wins... my body is the one that suffers...

and honestly im feeling the effects of it... one day i can be playing soccer the next day i will be coughing like a lung cancer patient. but today a friend of mine forced me to go see the pharmacist to get medicine cos honestly im a very stubborn person.. although im suppose to help my antibodies fite the baddies but i always choose to let them fite it out on their own cos calling in reinforcements (medicine) to fite the axis will cost me alot... so reinforcements can be equated to merceneries.. u pay them they fite for u.. and today i just hired a bunch of very very distasteful merceneries.... they call themselves benadryl~ im sure tat unless ure a pharmacist.. u wont know wat tat is... they arm themselves with deadly arsenal like Bromhexine Hydrochloride, Guaiphenesin , Saccharin and Sorbates... and honestly they taste real bad.... my face cringes every time i take 15ml of those merceneries but the saying goes.. no pain no gain...
ok la.. honestly i feel tonnes better already!! so go go benadryl!!

2 days to OC~~~ CALIFORNIA HERE I COME~~ RITE BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM~~